Wednesday, January 11, 2006 @9:48 pm
read the instructions at your peril:
HERE are some ACTUAL label instructions found on consumer goods-
- on a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
- on a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.(the shoplifter special)
- on a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
- on a Swann frozen dinner: Serving suggestion: Defrost (but its JUST a suggestion)
- on Tesco's tiramisu dessert(printed on the bottom of box): Do not turn upside-down.
- on Marks & Spencer bread pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
- on a Nytol sleep aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness.
- on most brands of Christmas lights: For indoor and outdoor use only. (as opposed to what?)
- on Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: Contains nuts.
- on an American airline's packet of peanuts: Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
- on a child's Superman costume: Wearing this garment does not enable you to fly.
pretty good huh.
what were they thinking?
♥ Why did you pick a tune when I'm not in the mood?